Urban Dictionary

The apparently dead website you're viewing this.

All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late.

About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,

guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary.
guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...

by Some fucker took my name July 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

This website . Full of dank people that doesnt even help you.
Idk but use this website for memes. Now fuck y'all.

Hey yall know Urban Dictionary?

Ah yes, that shitass website.

by cringe maker 69420 December 23, 2019

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU

you were bored and searched this up, why. go do something else with your life

"URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU" -Urban Dictionary

by AverageUrbanDictrionaryEnjoyer September 25, 2022

urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.

"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."

by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020

Urban

The word Urban is not comepleted without the word dictionary.

Urban Dictionary

by The monster in your dreams December 20, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A breeding ground for sex jokes made by chronicly online 13 year olds.

What you look at urban dictionary?
Hell no.

by Sam Gonu February 1, 2024