fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness July 01, 2022

Double Part Fart

Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.

These baked beans made me double part fart.

by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 18, 2023

Bleach Fart

Basically a modified version of bleach bowl boy. Talks too much and is annoying, rocks a bleached head which clearly doesn't suit him and looks like somebody sharted on his head.

Look at this annoying ass smug Cody Rhodes. What a bleach fart.

by GigaSaiyan April 05, 2023

train fart

when you do a backflip over a train

i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014

by the 11111111silly man November 20, 2021

Chaser fart

A series of flatulent aftershocks that follow the methane main shock.

While working out in an ab class, the man behind me, ripped a giant fart that was followed by some chaser farts.

by Staci B September 24, 2022

Swamp Fart

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs

I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.

by War8ing June 01, 2022