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Baby Mama Drama

Phonomena where the black female 'single' parent lives her life as a narrative where the father of at least one of her children is blamed for any or all of her life challenges.
Since you've been with your new boyfriend all I get from you is Baby Mama Drama.
by Mark Rosmar October 8, 2009
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The Baby Diaper Elephant

These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.
i believe The Baby Diaper Elephant is much like a chupacabra, just cuter.
by Ryan, Sean, And Nick July 16, 2008
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Baby Head Bang

The rock 'n roll head banging motion made by a baby/small child while trying to fall asleep in a seated position. The baby/small child's head slowly nods down only to be jerked back up from the uncomfortable position, creating the head banging motion.
Jill your baby looks so cute trying to fall to sleep.
His baby head bang doesn't look that comfortable.
by TommyBoy7 August 10, 2010
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sabrina f baby

an amaaazingg girl, you wish you were her!
by mhmmmm.... April 27, 2009
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goo goo baby

Some one who cry's or complains about every thing
by big bertram January 27, 2015
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back seat baby

Term meaning WHORE when there are seven year olds in the room.
"You don't want your identity to be the biggest back seat baby in the school."
by VapoRub Baby May 10, 2006
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dublin baby killer

one who unintetionaly kills a baby in the dublin area. they are not a baby hater, they just have bad luck.
that poor unfortunate dublin baby killer. i hope he catches a break soon...
by lilly-lulu July 31, 2008
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