Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.
by badjuju666 January 26, 2024
A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread April 08, 2014
A person so rude and smelly that it defies the laws of physics. Self centered and would sell their granny for a dime. Smells of shit so bad even a fly wouldn't land in them. A turd so big that a t rex would have to get stitches after taking such a huge turd.
by Skippy the shit distirber. September 18, 2021
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A person, who actually lives for food. S/he has a cute tummy to fill with food, also an awesome taste bud to eat everything. S/he holds a distinctive attitude while showcasing her/his passion for food.
by Biga123 November 23, 2021
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