Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat

Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

by K2021 April 12, 2021

ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way

Instagram post:
Comments (ya wee cat)

by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020

Cat

Fluffy little aliens who attract creatures called "me" and "many others" with there cuteness

My cat is a spy hidden within a coat of fur

by Me bois March 23, 2021