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Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!
I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!
by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023
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penis gang

gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 1: *dies*

person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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penis gang **revised example sentence**

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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penis gang **revised example sentence v2**

gang gang gang shi u feel me penis gang shi u feel me whole lotta flu flammin shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u know what im sayin
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 1: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence v2**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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penis

Hoo boy do I love eating penis! Having penis in my mouth, what a feeling!
by pseudonymousrat November 20, 2023
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penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.
Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"
by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023
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penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday
“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
it’s penis day!”
by penisnvagina December 27, 2023
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