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Mr. Moormann

He will suck out the happiness from your life like a big back hungry mosquito. Smells and looks like big foot no joke he is ljke 7ft tall. Has no empathy, might be a vampire who knows he has to emotions. If you see a Mr. Moormann switch classes admittedly!
Student 1: Crap I have Mr. Moorman Is semester...

Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.

Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!

Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*

Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*
by founderofthelgbtqttibes July 24, 2024
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Mr Beast

1000 people with erectile dysfunction get boners for the first time.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023
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Mr cheal

a very funny northern man who tells very bad dad jokes.
moriah: I met a guy last night he was as funny as Mr cheal.
eden: wow he must of told some rubbish dad jokes then
moriah: yup
by eddiesmummymilkers November 13, 2021
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Mr. Benjamin lore

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.
"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"
by Still water drinker December 6, 2024
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Mr Hooley

a funny, zany, crazy, awesome teacher (usually math) who shouldnt retire sooner than 3 years after you leave the school.
girl 1: did Mr Hooley retire?
girl 2: yeah, imma miss him....:'(
by ilovejakeypoo October 23, 2011
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Mr. Yee

A generic teacher with a kid and a wife in a middle class family. He has dark hair and wears a red sweatshirt. Mr. Yee loves teaching.
Oh wow! It's a Mr. Yee!
by 9tjfijvrirncvpiw fip2uv April 5, 2022
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mr head

She is a mr head
by Detrotarea77 September 5, 2019
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