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Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
by Jaminsky March 29, 2005
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the hot dog lady

She's the coolest hot dog lady you will ever meet and she is out there doing her thing from the first warm days in spring until the climate changes in the fall....not to mention, she sells a damn good weiner! Look for her in the lot on the corner of Ocean Ave. and Surf Street.
The hot dog lady was there on the corner selling weiners even though it was raining!
by Maria Margarita June 24, 2006
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DOG from myspace

Scene Queen.
Very Gay.
Too gay to function.
Very sexy.
He is fashion, everyone wants to be DOG.
EVERYONE
That dog from myspace is soooooo sexy, I'd let him smash me up the pooper
by DOG's secret lover December 28, 2009
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Wharf Dog Macinnis

Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.

He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.

The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.

The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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Mississippi Hot Dog

Aggressively fisting your Violin teacher in a predetermined rhythmic pattern, in a similar fashion to bowing your violin.
After my professor kept my criticizing my violin playing, I gave her a Mississippi Hot Dog to shut her up.
by WilsonFist February 24, 2022
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wild dog 40

W.D. 40 the lubricant and fish lure spray... It's a take on Mad dog 20
Hey Roger hand me the Wild Dog 40 my head bolt is stuck and I need some lubrication.
by Phatdave April 19, 2008
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Parisian hot dog

A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.

A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.
I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.

I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!
by Jtoad June 26, 2012
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