June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day

June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)

did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.

by johndoe2345 June 24, 2023

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me April 12, 2018

Nut M&Ms

To make Nut M&Ms you will need too nut into a bowl, and Sift it till it's nice and creamy. Then put it into a freezer for about 30 minute, till its solid. Then dip it into Melted chocolate and put into the freezer again for 10 minutes. That's how you make Nut M&Ms.

Evan: Dude you wanna try my Nut M&Ms.
Tyrone: No nigga what's tf is wrong with you cuz.

by Your Friendly Coon. June 11, 2020

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 29, 2023

Boobie nutted

So one I saw booba and then me am monki ma am want touch boobie nutted.

Me am monke me am boobie nutted.

by Bag Of Brick May 08, 2021

Flash Nut

Verb. Quick Coitus. Aka: Quickie, 2 Pumps and a Dump, 2 Humps and Bear Down.

Had to stop by home for a flash nut.

by Samwiz June 18, 2023

nut topia

a large amount of sperm on a banana split

guy 1:bro i just ate a nut topia i made and my friend helped me
guy 2:that sound delish can i have some

guy 3: what the fuck is wrong with you two faggs

by wizard 101 rocks June 19, 2018