Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.

My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!

by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020

Monkey

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey

This Monkey is really stupid.

by not me LOL April 9, 2020

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020

Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates

Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down

by Claret103747 April 20, 2020

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Monkey

An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.

I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.

by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020