cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.

"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.

by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016

Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"

Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*

by Psedogod February 10, 2023

Cum Bubbles

Bubbled cum either farted out, or queefed out.

I was pounding her dirty garbage cunt and busted a nut. I filled her snatch with my gooey baby batter, and she queefed out cum Bubbles that dripped down into her gaping browneye.

by Vinegar Butt Sex September 20, 2023

cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril

my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!

by roperdoper November 13, 2021

Cum

white stuff

One day, I saw some white stuff on my mom and dads bed, grandma said it was cum.

by f u b**** March 28, 2022

Bloody cum bubble

A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.

B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth

A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels

by 333bam July 24, 2024

Cum dumpster

The be a skanky slut. Could be your mom your sister or your gma and you girl they all hows out here g

Ethan. Did you know your girl is a cum dumpster

Devin. She is

Ethan. Ya she got rail yesterday by tyrone,sam,kenny,james and some balled nigga named danny

Danny. Yo shes a real cum dumpster nigglet

by DropOutOnLife March 16, 2018