blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
The blue groom attended the wedding
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
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Blue Vessel

When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.
Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!
by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019
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Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.
It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.
by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022
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Blue MAGA

A centrist/liberal Democrat who acts just like a Trump supporter - tribal, authoritarian, and loyal to the party no matter what - as long as the cruelty is delivered with “civility.”

Coined as a play on "Make America Great Again," Blue MAGA types cheered on Biden’s student debt half-measures, stayed silent during the bombing of Gaza (or actively supported it), and backed campus police crackdowns on peaceful protesters. When Kamala Harris talked during her campaign about wanting to continue funding Israel's genocide of Gazans, many nodded along, proving that when forced to choose between fascism and leftistm, liberals will often pick fascism. When Harris's campaign embarrasingly crashed and burned against Trump, giving him a second presidential term, they targeted Hispanics and Arab Americans for not voting in high enough numbers for her, in some cases overtly supporting their deportation, or worse.

They treat politics like sports, care more about vibes than policy, and think the real threat isn’t Trump, but progressives/leftists and anyone who demands real change. Just don’t call them conservatives, they prefer “pragmatic.”
Blue MAGA: Deport the Gaza protestors!

Me: You’re literally repeating Trump.
Blue MAGA: At least I’m not a socialist.
Me: That’s Blue MAGA for you...
by Iguana Power May 9, 2025
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blue spaghetti

What one calls an old Instagram account
Jake's blue spaghetti is trash yo !
by Qjcoahelf June 22, 2017
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Blue Doge

A very good boi. Who just happens to be Blue.
Wow Blue doge is a very good shiba!
by uwudsadddy March 4, 2021
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blue hero

A legendary Memedroid user. He uploads some of the most funniest memes ever.
Hes also pope/king of the holy inquisition!
"have you seen blue hero lately, his memes are awesome!"
by Megaworp November 24, 2021
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