ur mom

a comeback that only 12 year olds use

(13) girlfriend: "what were you doing last night?"
(12) boy: "ur mom"

by silly goosey goose November 23, 2021

ur mom

i fucked ur mom

ur mom is really good in bed

by iatemywholeassfamily January 23, 2023

crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

your mom

your mom

your mom gave birth to you

by Dicksucker2.00 September 18, 2019

On Mom?

A term coined by Isaacwhy and Softwilly (on YouTube) that essentially asks if the person speaking would swear to what they’re saying on their mother.

“Dude, I just took a massive shit, a whole 15 inches in circumference, but I failed to clog the toilet”

“On mom?”

by Giggleshitter1019 May 12, 2025

MOM

Acronym for My Other Man

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man

by Sluttbagel_143 May 23, 2023

ur mom

People use this term to show affection to UR MOM.

What is the weather today? UR MOM

by EMMMMMMEEEE February 8, 2022