The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.
by mars_x3 November 30, 2023
Get the New Jersey Meathook mug.by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025
Get the New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis mug.An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
Get the NEW STATE MOBILE mug.by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
Get the New year new me mug.A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
Get the new jerssian bastard mug.When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."
by oysterbyprouduct March 9, 2024
Get the that's a new record mug.A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.
Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up
by FrankW May 23, 2022
Get the New York Blimp mug.