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My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.
Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke
guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom
by monke boi December 17, 2021
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Your mom

by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom: gae
by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019
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Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.
by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023
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ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.
1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me
by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022
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