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tomato queef 

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.

fishy queef

To fart whilst having a family meal at Prezzo, when eating with your family
Crickey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair just did a fishy queef
fishy queef by Bumfart March 21, 2017

mountain queef 

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
mountain queef by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

whale queef 

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"

commie queef 

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
commie queef by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

Butter Queef 

When a chick queefs after having a load shot in her.
When a chick has jizz in her vagina, and she queefs. Sounded like a Butter Queef.
Butter Queef by Slug366 September 12, 2017