My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Your mom

A joke inside joke kind of

I fuck “your mom”
Your mom is hot

Your mom is hot today

by anonymous June 28, 2021

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke

guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom

by monke boi December 17, 2021

box ya mom

This literally means "to hit one's mother" and is seen as an insult to your mother.

BOX YA MOM blud!!

by sexinthecitytitty August 15, 2009

ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

Mom

Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.

My mom is my best friend.

by positivegirl May 30, 2020