national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022

cum

short for cumquat fruit

hey can i get a cum smoothie?

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022

cum rabbit

The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.

I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.

The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull

by benjibw September 23, 2022

Cum guy

A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.

That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.

by Olde Englishe September 23, 2022

cum

milk from womans

Me and my girlfriend cummed

by anonymous September 24, 2022

Cum

an amazing Drink

Man i loved that cum yesterday

by i love cum 217478238574 September 25, 2022

cum

When sucking a cock/master baiting. Cum will come out. Cum has seamen in it , which is used to make children.

im gonna cum in you

by Jera mian September 26, 2022