Should I kill myself?

No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.

Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!

by Somekidinmedford August 10, 2019

I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)

by theatre_buff August 22, 2011

I don't give a fuck

an upgraded version of idk and commonly used by annoyed people

gamer: i got like a 1000 wins on fortnite

annoyed person: look I don't give a fuck you virgin

by idgaf911 May 17, 2019

Do I have a life

No

Catherine: Do I have a life
Ashley: No

by hourshours July 6, 2016

I beg your pardon!

The British equivalent of: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"

Billy: Buenos Dias Mandy
Mandy: I beg your pardon!

by NotAPokephilliac February 10, 2019

Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

by Larry Chair November 28, 2010

i can feel you

A word to express how another person feels, like ''i know how your feeling''

My girlfriend broke up with me

i can feel you

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007