scientific nut

scientific nut, is when you nut as hard as scientist say you can nut, and manage to nut 9 feet

(Scientist): how is it going with the nutting?

(Subject): i dont think its possible to scientific nut that hard, i think we shold give up on the operati-

BANG!!!

(Scientist): Bring in the next subject! The last one could'nt do it

by PersonWithPHDInSmart February 25, 2019

Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

Chuckle-nutting

The act of ejaculating whilst laughing

I was chuckle-nutting whilst having sex with my boyfriend.

by Chuckle-nutter September 4, 2025

Deez Nuts

Lol

Person 1: Do you like these nuts?
Person 2: ...Yes?
Person 3: Well, you might like; DEEZ NUTS

by Gato20 March 29, 2022

Bust a nut

Caught you in 4k 🤨💥

Bust a nut

by Bojler eladó August 4, 2023

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Godly Nut

Busting a big juicy nut all over the entire planet

Oh fuck I’m gonna bust a godly nut

by BitchSuperBen April 20, 2018