Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!

"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"

by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021

someone is about to get audited

What does it mean when someone is about get audited

What does it mean when someone says someone is about to get audited

by anonymous February 14, 2021

National get dick day

You get dick in your asshole

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Get her paintbrush wet

When a woman is masturbating and rubbing her clit with her finger and she needs to keep it moist she dips her finger into her vagina opening to get moisture!

When Kate is flicking her bean and she runs dry she get her paintbrush wet.

by Nkate May 30, 2021

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord

“promise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm

by Kharomani June 13, 2022

getting your hair pubed

making your hair curly and bushy

i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed

by the guy banging ur mom March 1, 2022