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Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS
Me: BITCH IMA SLAP YOU HES MINE
Car Car Bird: AHHHH FINE U CAN HAVE HIM
Me: YASSSSS
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Get the Cat mug.The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011
Get the The Church of the Night Time Cat mug.the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
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Get the magic spot cats mug.A Cat, typically found in Burger restaurants whose owner name is Hans, often found in germany. It'll take nearly, if not all of your aura if you encounter it.
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