cars (cat!!)

car iz a silly lil cat:3

I LOVE SILLY CARS (CAT!!)

by alewrites4u January 26, 2024

Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

Cat

A human furry fucker.
Often the real species of "Cat" will also try to bite the shit out of you.

Janet is a Cat.

by Jimmy Neutronion December 14, 2019

cat bruh

cat bruh is a cat and cute also naughty she likes to sit in a sova
Person 1: this cat is cute but annoys me bruh
Person 2: yea i think \_(")_/

cat bruh is cute but i don't know if that's real so.....

by this cat is name bruh cat ok October 29, 2021

Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019

Cat

A furry companion that will puke on your carpet at two in the morning but won’t pay rent and a bonus, knifes for feet

Friend: u good bro
Me: bitch my cat just gave me 50 battle scars

by Chris p bacon October 28, 2019

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022