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Jack

Jack has an IQ of >40 and can barely breathe without needing assistance of a machine. Somehow he managed to get less than 24% on the recent maths test and is also diabetic.
"Have you seen Jack anywhere?"
"No. He probably died from diabetes."
by ___jackisdumb__ June 19, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack and Jill

Slang term, rhyming slang for ecstasy tablets
Oi bruv get some of them jack and Jill’s me and the boys are going raving

Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging
by AnusSplitter November 7, 2019
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fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
mugGet the fridge-jackmug.

Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.
Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.
by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011
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Jack Brookes

Jack Brookes is the pengest guy around. He’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and his dick packs a punch. If you ever meet a Jack Brookes, never blow his trust, he’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
Bob : “Do you know Jack Brookes”

Every Girl To Ever Walk The Earth: “Hell yeah, his cocks huge”
by farmblock steppa May 3, 2021
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Jack

by BlackDaddy111 November 13, 2022
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Jack

by KidYaz March 19, 2018
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