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Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick
Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.
by Joetren December 14, 2019
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Hamza has a big one

I have A STIFFY
OMG hamza has a big one STIFFY I LOVE IT
by hamzaaisfalsjfnasknasldf April 11, 2019
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My GirlFriend the best one

She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.
by Grodder January 13, 2023
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Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.
We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet
by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018
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to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.
She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017
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the one who executes furries

he goes by the furries executioner, known as a menace to society, nuked social media accounts and servers, known on discord for raiding and ruining furry and lgbt servers, he might be in your server this instance, and he's also known for his corrupt and dark humor jokes and memes
the one who executes furries visited last night
by Arnold von pots August 23, 2022
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