asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.

In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.

by QuacksO January 31, 2022

La Torre

A la Torre is a person who always somehow falls while speedbridging.

Pov sei la torre

by sirlukesmith February 2, 2022

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022

KY Tornado

when a girl sticks her butt straight up in the air and a dude enters her and poses like he's flying and a third party uses a wind-producing machine to make the guy spin around

I couldn't wait for Steve to come over with his new leaf-blower so me and Johnny could finally try and do the KY Tornado!

by FleaRHCP97 December 13, 2021

vicki tori

they are a person to get mad easily when you call them this or even scary.. but they're very kind and acceptable person when you get too know them. and also very funny.

boy: have you seen vicki tori? boy2: yeah she’s totally fine asf.

by jayisquitegay December 19, 2021

planetary torture

torture; though not nearly as intense as conventional torture, yet still torture yet convoluted to the area of effect that spans the globe, so as to be oppressive or obsequious on a (nefariously) diluted level when accounted for it's comparison to land mass genuinely affected.

Alien: In regards to planet BIRTH, it seems planetary torture is existent because when we account all the Nation's oppressiveness and tortures against sentient beings, it is past the high threshold.

by hypermeta December 23, 2021

Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022