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Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.

Dinis mom

The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look
by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
mugGet the Dinis mommug.

ur mom

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"
by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Bass Mom

Bass Mom is a term used to describe a mom who has a genuine love for bass music.
She embodies gratitude, self-worth, and a commitment to personal growth She leads with purpose, empowers others, and promotes healthy relationships. She values collective success and encourages others to thrive.
This is Rachel, she’s loves that deep bass AND she’s a mom!

She's a true bass mom, she loves dat bass and is always there for her family.
by bassmom October 24, 2023
mugGet the Bass Mommug.

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom
Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom
by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store
by anonymous November 13, 2021
mugGet the Michael's mommug.

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