Friend with benefits 

An illegal arrangement in which friendship is bartered for any kind of "benefit", or gain. It is considered insider trading, and also prostitution.

My friend with benefits lives at the apartment for free but she has to be available when I want her. Her benefit is I pay the rent.

Friend with benefits by Urbanlovespread November 4, 2018

Friend Zoned 

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

Friend Zoned by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

eBay Friend 

A person who shops around for the best offer of what they are going to do on a particular night by calling everyone in their phone book and asking what they are doing while responding with non-commital answers so as to leave the option open to either participate or bail out.

that kid is eBay Friend-ing again. he's called everyone whose here right now to see what's going on tonight.

eBay Friend by patrick swayze September 28, 2007

best friend 

the person that will always be there for you, the kind of person that will listen to your problems all night on the phone, the person that can make you laugh whenever your miserable, the person that will always be there for oyu no matter what, the person that you will cherish forever

"you're my best friend."

best friend by dancerrrr March 11, 2010

Lady friend creep law 

The amount of photos a man can look at his friends lady's Facebook.
All the man can do is look through the profiles pictures of his friends lady once and that is all.

1: dude I looked through your lady's pictures like 5 times last night!
2: bro you can't do that, that's against the lady friend creep law!

Lady friend creep law by Bro445 July 4, 2011

best friend 

the one who u get mad at then forgive them in 10 seconds because u have important stuff to tell them

best friend 1: I HATE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
best friend 2: im do sorry for wat i did
best friend 1: its ok i forgive u

best friend by mmwolf July 8, 2012

Facebook Friend

A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance

Person 1: wait you know Jim?
Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends

Facebook Friend by DefineOffull January 13, 2015