My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.
Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025
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Get the Blue mug.When someone's "blowhole" is plugged with penis, the individual turns blue due to lack of oxygen and starts to thrash and punch (that is to say "wail") until they are dead. Often times this is done when one person using unethical/criminal hypnosis (aka hypnotism) hypnotizes a target that they otherwise would not be able to bed, or heavier set women. The air escaping the body after would have kind of a whale sound to it.
"We hypnotized this chick and we got her to organize and have a raffle to determine which one of us gets to blue whale her, her family's been invited and they're excited to attend because she's been isolating lately and they're really supportive of her and happy to see her doing something social."
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Get the Blue Check Bunny mug.When you reach the top of the stairs, you bend over and crop dust the person behind you and proceed to waft the gas their direction.
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Get the Illinois Blue 42 mug.Great Chief Blue Horse (Šúŋkawakȟáŋ Tȟó) (c. 1822-1908) was a respected Oglala Lakota leader, warrior, and statesman from the Wagluhe Band, famous for his role in the 1868 Treaty of Fort Laramie, his service as a U.S. Army Indian Scout, and his efforts to protect his people's land, even being known for saving white settlers, earning him fame in portraits and history alongside his brother, Red Cloud, in their fight for Lakota heritage.
Key Aspects of His Life:
Treaty of Fort Laramie: Blue Horse was a signatory to this pivotal 1868 treaty, which granted the Lakota ownership of the Black Hills and vast hunting grounds, though it was later violated.
U.S. Army Indian Scout: He was among the first Oglala Lakota recruited as scouts, forming a close bond with the U.S. Army and even traveling with Buffalo Bill Cody's Wild West show.
Leadership & Education: He served as Chief of the Wagluhe Band and was involved in efforts to educate his people, working alongside his brother, the famous Chief Red Cloud.
Legacy: Blue Horse's life mirrors the struggles and resilience of the Oglala Lakota through the 19th century, balancing warfare, diplomacy, and cultural preservation.
He fought his whole life to end slavery and endentured servitude of indigenous people, long after the Indian American war was lost
Key Aspects of His Life:
Treaty of Fort Laramie: Blue Horse was a signatory to this pivotal 1868 treaty, which granted the Lakota ownership of the Black Hills and vast hunting grounds, though it was later violated.
U.S. Army Indian Scout: He was among the first Oglala Lakota recruited as scouts, forming a close bond with the U.S. Army and even traveling with Buffalo Bill Cody's Wild West show.
Leadership & Education: He served as Chief of the Wagluhe Band and was involved in efforts to educate his people, working alongside his brother, the famous Chief Red Cloud.
Legacy: Blue Horse's life mirrors the struggles and resilience of the Oglala Lakota through the 19th century, balancing warfare, diplomacy, and cultural preservation.
He fought his whole life to end slavery and endentured servitude of indigenous people, long after the Indian American war was lost
Great Chief Blue Horse was a signatory to this pivotal 1868 treaty, which granted the Lakota ownership of the Black Hills and vast hunting grounds, though it was later violated.
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Scene at a nice restaurant:
Jonnie, I am going to have a drink, do you want one?
Yes, I am going to have a martini then a wine at dinner,
Jonnie, I said just one!?
Girl, why you trying to blue liver me tonight?
Jonnie, I am going to have a drink, do you want one?
Yes, I am going to have a martini then a wine at dinner,
Jonnie, I said just one!?
Girl, why you trying to blue liver me tonight?
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