User Philipguystan

That cool person on tiktok that posts daily philip and is amazing (and gay)

“do you know that guy stan on tiktok?”

“you mean user philipguystan?”

by Scrunk May 18, 2022

jayden phillps

jayden phillips is the coolest 2023 graduate at clearwater fundemental.

“did you hear about jayden phillps and her boy toy toby santa maria? yeah they almost got expelled”

by girlbossgamzee May 22, 2022

Parker Phillips

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.

Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”

by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022

siomani philosophy

the form of gathering and adjusting to the e girl environment. another form of bagging e girls from left to right, top to bottom you name it. the philosophy of a dream one can study, but never understand. the idea of siomani and his philosophy. another form of this can be seen from siomani himself, a meow kink tactic, or a submissive aggressive experimental in-n-out top dominated bottom supporter kink, where siomani performs a act of winning over a e girl in a instant, one can not comprehend.

hey Dennis, am i able to learn of this siomani philosophy?

by brian🗿 June 2, 2022

Siomani Philosophy

Siomani Philosophy is ...

Kyle: Bro, this that Siomani Philosophy!
Chad: On god, Siomani Philospohy is life!

by maniactual June 5, 2022

Jan-Phillip

A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.

„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“

„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“

by DillDough69 June 14, 2022

jozy philyaw

NAME, The name of a brutal king. He loves his queen, give her the best dick, and always protects his castle. Usually small in stature but can rip your dick off and feed it to swine. Can fuck you in love to him and will grab your dreams from the stars and hand them to you. Is amazing at any and everything he does and will learn your job in 1 hour do it better and make you feel incompetent. If you piss him off he will fuck your wife or girlfriend with his queen, tape it and send it to you mom and friends.

FRIEND-DUDE WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

GUY- (IN TEARS) MY WIFE LEFT ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, ALL THEY SAID WAS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PISSED JOZY PHILYAW OFF

FRIEND- SO YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO?

by The big dick jones June 21, 2022