one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016

One way friendship cuddle

You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you

They thought you were just friends

We cuddled but he thinks we're just friends

Talk about one way friendship cuddle

by Internet savage April 22, 2016

the one who writes in cursive

He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.

"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"

by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers

ejaculating at the point of deepest penetration

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012

You’re The One That I Want

I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!
You better shape up (do-do-do)
'Cause I need a man (do-do-do)
And my heart is set on you (and my heart is set on you)
You better shape up (do-do-do)
You better understand (do-do-do)
To my heart I must be true
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do (ooh)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

You’re The One That I Want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)
If you're filled with affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate in my direction
Feel your way
I better shape up
'Cause you need a man, I need a man
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up (do-do-do)
If I'm gonna prove, you better prove
That my faith is justified, are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed), ooh-ooh!
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh...

by Gothic Miscreant October 6, 2023

Big Yellow Not the Little One

Having Clones

“Everything I Do, I Do it Big, that’s why they call me Big Yellow not the Little One! “

by Kim Coco November 8, 2023

My GirlFriend the best one

She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.

My GirlFriend the best one is mine

by Grodder January 13, 2023