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Mr. Bing

Mr. Bing is an aggressive division 1 mathlete and the best math teacher you will ever have. He always is eating food, but for some reason, he is still a noodle. It is sometimes hard to tell if he is your teacher or a fellow student.
Why is Mr. Bing on the light pole in a chicken costume again?
by Crippled_spoon November 19, 2019
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Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".
Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."
by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022
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mr porky

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.
him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer
you : “mr porky haha”
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Mr. Benedosso

Mr. Benedosso could cross his ass up easily
by ATD1289 October 21, 2018
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mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly
Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck
by shannon declarer March 17, 2019
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Mr. William Senter

Mr. William Senter: touches my stuff

Me: “Will Senter - don’t touch my stuff.”
by baronwaqa July 1, 2022
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mr hehe

Muzan kibutsuji from demon slayer who look like michal jackson
by Elephant craft December 1, 2021
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