Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.

For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.

by jefferson bane August 2, 2022

Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.

"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"

by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008

monkey

A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.

I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon

by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023