Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

Kid dinner

The eating of children

Mark: I’m so hungry I can have a kid dinner.
Sean: What is wrong with you, you cannibal!

by Bobswift August 5, 2019

Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.

Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.

by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024

poopy furry pink gacha kid

Somebody who is very very retarted and is probably lesbian

poopy furry pink gacha kid is somebody very ugly and retated

by TheRat567BCE April 12, 2024

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet

tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021

band kid

kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .

ur mom is a band kid.

by the bestst band kid October 28, 2022

kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.

I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!

by Janatan September 6, 2023