Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

emo cat girl

used to define a person who is

A. emo
B. a cat girl

person 1: look its an emo cat girl
emo cat girl: go kys i hate you

by mopoooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2022

Fat cat day

This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness

“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”

by Hi yoyo November 06, 2019

domino the cat (domino)

Annes cat from amphibia, also her pride and joy

"Domino is so cute!" (I have to write domino the cat (domino) for this to be approved

by a racoon June 07, 2022

Cat Clan

A group of furries that identify themselves as cats, their leader is Lunar.

Person 1: "Hey check out these people I met on the internet"
Person 2: "That's the Cat Clan"

by Nousenpaihahahaha May 22, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021