One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

That one guy in the corner of the class

Hes just that guy in t he corner eating chips with head phones or smth listening to music and completely ignoring anything the teacher is saying, even if the entire class is staring at him.
Luckily, that guy could be any thing, be it A joe, mia, yunus or a random dark evil sorcerer that can some bunnies and giant carnivorous turtles

Look, its That one guy in the corner of the class

Hmm

He seems to also be a evil sorcerer, considering how there a giant turtle next to him

by That one guy that’s depressed August 19, 2020

Day One: Garry's Incident

A crappy survival game that became infamous for the developers using the Streisand effect silence TotalBiscuit's negative review on YouTube. His response video delivered more criticism to the developers. The developers also got accused of astroturfing the game's score on Metacritic.

Dude, don't review Day One: Garry's Incident because you could get Streisanded by the developers.

by The Real Driller August 31, 2020

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers

ejaculating at the point of deepest penetration

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012

Big Yellow Not the Little One

Having Clones

“Everything I Do, I Do it Big, that’s why they call me Big Yellow not the Little One! “

by Kim Coco November 8, 2023

My GirlFriend the best one

She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.

My GirlFriend the best one is mine

by Grodder January 13, 2023

You’re The One That I Want

I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!
You better shape up (do-do-do)
'Cause I need a man (do-do-do)
And my heart is set on you (and my heart is set on you)
You better shape up (do-do-do)
You better understand (do-do-do)
To my heart I must be true
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do (ooh)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey

You’re The One That I Want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)
If you're filled with affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate in my direction
Feel your way
I better shape up
'Cause you need a man, I need a man
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up (do-do-do)
If I'm gonna prove, you better prove
That my faith is justified, are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed), ooh-ooh!
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh...

by Gothic Miscreant October 6, 2023