National goth girl day

December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls

“Cannot wait til December 3rd”
“Why?”
“It’s national goth girl day for the big titty goth gfs!”

by Supersaiyansatan November 1, 2021

National fake test day

June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!

Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day

by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023

National Hit A Bozo Day

National Hit A Bozo Day is when you hit a bozo :)

National Hit A Bozo Day

"Hey bozo"
"Yes?"
*hits bozo*

ow

by anonymous October 23, 2022

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021

National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

National Gyat Day

National Gyat Day is celebrated on February 4th of every year. This day is to celebrate all the big booty baddies. You have your fun and RESPECTFULLY say gyat to someone you see, stay bootylicous !

Aliyah:OHHH IS ITS FEBRUARY 4TH?
James: yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah:ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAY

by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024