Kyleigh mom

a fun girl that smokes a lot of weed. she owns a juul and her best friend is typically named Mariah and when they both are together you better have a lighter

yo do you want to be Kyleigh mom with me?

by helloimdaddy November 24, 2018

jay's mom

A whore of a woman who birthed two sons, one being the obvious (Jay) and the other being Richie. While Richie looks retarded he really isnt. His brother Jay on the other hand is a full blow derp a derp. These guys are allowed to build houses in the state of Nebraska.

Someone: we’ve only explored 20% of the universe
Me: we’ve only explored 20% of jay's mom

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Mommed

v. to have ones maternal figure tell you to stop looking at your phone, TV, PC, or console.

Friend: “Well I just got mommed and was told to “get off the screens.” so I will see you tomorrow.”

by General Muffins October 29, 2019

Ur mom

people who say "ur mom" are very swag and cool people, keep them FOREVER. and give them gifts <33

Jaldin: wyd?
You: UR MOM

by yer mom sexy ass November 28, 2021

Chases mom

So hot she tried to fuck me

Man chases mom tried to fuck me

by Firefighter123 January 25, 2022

ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

mom

when someone doesn't spank you

SON: MOM SPANK ME
MOM: I AIN'T SPANKING YOU SONNY BOI

by hdkhjehjkhjhbfkeuj March 19, 2019