The only plausible reason for a hot
chick to be
dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty".
Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating
Ted? He's
dumb, fugly and shit-
broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".
Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.