Fart

When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...

my dad's fart smells awful

by fartinshit May 13, 2022

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bart farts his class to a punishment

Bart farts

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

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Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner

Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez

by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023

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fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.

Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".

by 601baddawg February 22, 2014

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