Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.

by Your muthor February 20, 2022

Mouldy Cheese Cult

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.

The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.

by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019

Butt Cheese

Cheese that is stored between the butt cheeks

women: dang i'm hungry

man: well i got some butt cheese

women: that is interesting, what kind?
man: i have swiss, american and cheddar

by igotcheese June 18, 2018

cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.

P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07

by DrNanite May 20, 2018

origami butt cheese

Cow and goat milk in a basket that is formed into a cheese

Micah likes to eat origami butt cheese.

by XxcheesexX February 11, 2025

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.

I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

by My moist is critical October 22, 2024

sac cheese

When you cum and some of it gets on your balls and dries up. Sometimes if you're lucky a chick will lick it off for you.

dude, I jerked off hardcore last night, and noticed I had so much sac cheese left over!

by Jacksonator February 7, 2015