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Me and my best friends
We love jerking off
But it's November
So we have to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But it's November
So we cannot nut
No masturbatin'
No fornicatin', ejaculatin'
No prostate playin'
No semen sprayin' for thirty days
No Nut November
Can't bust 'til December
Can't spank my turkey
Can't do no jerkin'
No burstin' or spurtin'
Can't use no juries
Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'
Can't go returning to November 1st
December is lurkin'
My hands are tied to the oath
I gotta keep puttin' work in
My mind is clean like a crystal
Yo Freddie bring in the chorus
What's up
Fuck my dick
I'ma chop it off
I ain't cummin' no boots
Fuck the cops
I don't care what they say
My cum will always stay
In my big fat balls
They ain't small
I would love to cum on them all
But I can't
It's a chant
To the silly old God
Make me cum
When he comes
When the time is right
Won't put up a fight
Let my nutsack hang
My balls are in pain
My girl too hot
Wish I could fuck a lot
But I can't
It's a curse
Put my cum in a hearse
Wait 'til the fucking first
Tsunami from my body
Bitch I can't wait
'Til I masturbate
It's my only fate
Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey
Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken
Ho I won't tickle the pickle
I will not blow no emissions
I'm on the holiest mission
I'm with my bros all November
On God I won't blow another load 'til December
Cold all Winter
Throw away your lubrication
OI YA DOG C*** ILL Cum IN UR THROAT IF U DONT WATCH IT.
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A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's
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