national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick

Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day”

by BRI lewis April 11, 2019

National Kiss Day

May 17th Kiss your boyfriend,Girlfriend or crush (if there okay with it)

Him:It’s National kiss day,I should kiss her

Her:It’s National kids day !

by Liv 🫶🏻 May 14, 2023

National show your boobs day

show your bf caleb your boobs

caleb: lemme see your boobs
girl: no
caleb: today is october 27
girl: in that case then okay
national show your boobs day- show your boobs now

by monster.truck69 October 27, 2020

National Paloi is happy day

NATIONAL PALOI ID HAPPY DAY IS THE DAY WHERE PALOI IS ALWAYS HAPPY BECAUSE OF DADDY

“Wow babe can you believe how happy i am today?”
“Well duh it’s national paloi is happy day”

by user20304404045 April 10, 2024

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

National nudes day

9th of march
It is the day when you can ask for anyone for nudes whom you’re comfortable with.

Today is national nudes day so send me your nudes.

by Sushwtfmayn April 21, 2021