Sexy, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, lovable, funny, perfect. Only Mikaela could have a mom so great
by Secsiboy January 24, 2023
Get the Mikaela’s Mommug. An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.
Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020
Get the Soccer mommug. A super safe meme that a Mom would share on Facebook, usually has a picture of Garfield or someone easily recognizable & has a light joke that you would typically see on a birthday card or refrigerator magnet.
by Formerly_Fresh October 25, 2023
Get the Mom Mememug. it’s a hot thing that that i will make split up with your dad for me,that also gets fucked a lot,ur mom
by hotterthanurmom October 31, 2021
Get the ur mommug. Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.
Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.
Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17
Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17
Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018
Get the Mommug. Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022
Get the White teenage Mommug. ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.
by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022
Get the ur mommug.