dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

Carmacks chilli dog

When a women farts on your penis that quickly turns around and starts sucking the fart covered dick

"Dude she gave me a carmacks chilli dog last night is was incredible ".

by J-cizzy December 9, 2015

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019

Italian Hot Dog

When a female is double penetrated by two penises simultaneously in her pussy and butt.

Now that hoe walks funny and acquired a possible speech impediment.

Antonio and Rocco served that thot an Italian Hot Dog for Sunday dinner.

by Jersey Jen December 21, 2018

Chilli Cheese Dog

A sexual act in which the female vomits (with chunks) in and around her vagina and the male then proceeds to insert his penis in to the chunk filled vagina. When the act is finished, the penis resembles a Chilli Cheese Dog.

Drove my drunk girlfriend home from the bar last night and gave her a Chilli Cheese Dog

by Raymond Ford July 29, 2019

Slovakian Corn Dog

A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.

Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog

by Bingus Man October 12, 2019

hot dog head

The worst thing you can call someone.

Me to me while looking in the mirror: "Look at this hot dog head lookin' mother fucker."

by WokeAF69 May 14, 2018