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ur mom

person 1: hey look, its ur mom!
person 2: who's your mom??
Person 1: A hot woman.
by jennalovesyourmom December 14, 2021
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mom poms

Mom poms are poms poms used by moms to cheer at their kids game from the stands.
Kristen was getting it with her mom poms at the basketball game.
by kemmville February 25, 2023
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Your mom is not da bomb

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*
by PlebGuy101 May 17, 2018
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Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
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Ur mom

Bill: I would like to do something today
John: Your mom?
by Iam your mother April 6, 2022
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mom

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what - UR MOM
by ReVaLi_21 October 24, 2022
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your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021
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