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Cat

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.
by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019
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Cat Kid Comic Club

Horray for Cat Kid Comic Club!
by Hdsjfxjttdm November 24, 2023
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Cat Walker

A racist slur used to describe white people who are REALLY white. So white that they will take their cat on a walk.
Man 1: “Look at that Cracka walkin his cat”
Man 2: “Man that’s some white people shit
Man 3: “I’m sayin bruh these cat walkers wild”
by lilnene1128 March 31, 2022
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Cat flange

The area of loose skin under a cat between the back legs and the torso.
Mittens has an exceptionally large cat flange.
by MangoCat March 10, 2017
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CAT

1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog
He's the CAT's meow!

CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.

Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?

Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em
by ComeNSeeMe4Once March 31, 2021
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Cat

We worship our great overlords the cats
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Smurf Cat

What is Smurf cat?”
WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”
by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023
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