golden grape nuts 

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

golden grape nuts by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009

bug nuts

Slang meaning crazy or insane, especially when the person is acting as if he (or she) is bi-polar.

She went just bug nuts on me!

bug nuts by Diane B September 7, 2007

nutting 

Large amounts of mixed nuts what did you think some type of inappropriate manner

Sikeeee Mark started nutting everywhere on Jenny

nutting by Luhbootysmatter May 22, 2018

Soggy-nutter 

The act of a man placing his testicle in the foreskin of an uncircumsided man while the uncircumsized man masurbates onto the other man's testicle.

"Dude let's go give each other soggy nutters after we finnish this crispy chicken salad"

"Soggy-nutters are thee fucking best shizzle since the sixty-nizzle"

Soggy-nutter by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

deez nutz 

Old past time in which men act like boys.

Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!

deez nutz by JingoBa December 28, 2005

Fluffer Nutter

A sandwich made using Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme Fluff. Hence the name. Seems to be very popular in the New England states but is known throughout the country. "Fluffernutter" is a registered trademark of Durkee-Mower Inc., the maker of "Marshmallow Fluff" brand marshmallow creme. Kids also love their parents more for packing these in their school lunches instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.

Son: "Hey Mom, my lunch has PB&J and that sucks. Why didn't I get a Fluffer Nutter like my sister?"
Mother: "Because I like her better so she gets the better sandwich!"
Daughter: "Cool! Fluffer Nutters rock!! And so do you, Mom!"

Fluffer Nutter by Therendy December 28, 2008

nutcheck 

To strike a male in the groin as a form of horseplay.

"Dude, I nutchecked Miguel so hard he fell."
"Nick P. tried to nutcheck me, but he missed and hit my thigh."

nutcheck by Jav July 8, 2004