A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
by sumfulla January 17, 2022
I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
by Likeaboss223 June 02, 2012
kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.
1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
by VainDadMelt May 21, 2021
cum cump basically means cum cup ykwim. you call people cum cump specifically white people who r like pale like vampire pale.
“hey cum cump”
by lovefarting June 28, 2023
by mrpickle123 October 21, 2020