Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Tennessee Brown Eye

The act of taking a body shot of any brand of Tennessee made whisky off of someone’s anus.

I met a girl at the bar last night and I asked her if she would do a Tennessee brown eye with me.

by Betyoudidntknow2543 May 31, 2024

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pierre a French Brown in the bathroom of the Blue Bottle on Beverly in WEHO.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

Lara Brown

A little lazy cow who you work with, she’s constantly bitching about her ex “boyfriend” and really weirdly smol.

That Lara Brown over there, she’s a proper bonehead

by Petunia Hargreaves April 12, 2024

Mr. Brown

the art of putting young men on all fours.

Mr. Brown: i’m going to get you on all fours and i’m going to eat your ass

by gchsalumni January 25, 2022

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

Harry Brown

Context: The film Harry Brown with Michael Caine playing an elderly gentleman vigilante who shoots young thugs terrorising his estate.

Definition: An elderly gentleman blowing his load in a much younger lover

That old geezer did a proper Harry Brown with Barbara last night!

by Dawson's Delight July 8, 2025